all my teachers in high school: college will be INFINITELY harder than high school, they will show you NO mercy
my professor for my senior-level immunology class:
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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
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being a girl is hard. u dont check the groupchat for an hour and return to 3 breakups 200 text screenshots to analyze & someone gone missing
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When you go to McDonalds and the girl at the register got an attitude 🙅
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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream
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I’ve gone 16 years without dying a single time and I think that’s pretty impressive
you say this as if you can die and come back
Well I haven’t died yet so who’s to say I can’t
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if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes
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when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here
A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.
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